Two girls discuss their favourite sexual positions.
One of them tells, it's "rodeo".
- What is it? asked another one
And the first one replies:
You're on top, straddling your boyfriend, and tell him you've got AIDS. Your task is to hold on for 30 seconds.
One mother suspected her little son smokes cannabis. Once, when he was at school, she searched his room and found a joint. Well, nobody was home and she decided to try it. Lit the joint, made a few puffs... Some time later rang the doorbell.
"Hello, ma, it's me"
"No, you're lying. The ma it's me!"
"Keep Calm. Use Less X's"